Philogyny

# @SamanthaHHolman it seems like way less now that they are all in their proper locations.

# Wait, what time is it? Four hours of good sleep but now I'm wide awake at 3am...

# My priorities in regards to unpacking are pretty clear. http://t.co/Kd2ijFdW

# ...and I have internet, food and other goodies in my apartment!

# In Doha, customs was quicker and easier than the US or EU. My driver was waiting with a sign and I'm on my way to my apartment!

# Leg room FTW. http://t.co/f2Iokc9G

# Bye America! T-minus 13 hours to Qatar. http://t.co/Jg3xTAnx

# @stevewood_tx thanks Steve!

# Just got a call from my HR rep in the UK wishing me a safe flight. Thanks @FITCHdesign -- can't wait to start next week!

# PHX to IAD to DOH ... 18 hours in the air. Pretty amazing I compressed my entire life into 4 bags. Ready, set, Doha!

# "Uncle Phil, do you wanna snuggle with the lion while I read you a book?" ... Definitely. http://t.co/poivV59E

# All tuckered out and completely adorable. http://t.co/gAgmAAwG

# Yep, I am good with kids. http://t.co/IkwWeOzi

# @uptonic you have to pedal, then it goes.

# Building walls ... promptly followed by smashing walls. http://t.co/rbXfjKqt

# Smartest 4 year old I know. http://t.co/VACbvFfj

# French toast for the birthday boy. http://t.co/ldpi9By3

# Erik and a banana. http://t.co/25JtmJvt

# Denver to Phoenix in 12.5 hours ... not bad! So glad to be out of my car.

# @uptonic @rockymounts mine sustained 60mph gusts on the interstate today. Best bike mounts ever.

# @uptonic gotta go have some family time until I fly to Doha on Thursday. ;)

# Yay! @ Welcome To Arizona http://t.co/zKOSC2kB

# Risking loosing my iPhone to ensure my bikes haven't blown off the roof. #whiteboyproblems http://t.co/Lt2S3H8m

# Crazy wind at the continental divide ... I hope my bikes stay attached to my roof rack. :(

# On the road again... http://t.co/sfygLni7

# Delicious! http://t.co/MbHlj03b

# Potsticker! @ Lao Wang Noodle House http://t.co/Dwtn2VL3

# @kkacsh Doh, just saw this. Only here today sadly. I will be back in Denver next winter for a week or so to ski. I'll hit ya up.

# Hanging with @taikahn and @alternatekev @ Diabolical Boardshp http://t.co/qnBwuyeR

# Hanging with @alternatekev after my uneventful nine hour drive.

# Voxtrot makes the miles fly by. ♫ Long Haul by Voxtrot (at Middle of no where) — http://t.co/5A4r0cgl

# @uptonic thanks! Someday I will call it home again...

# Woohoo! In Colorado!

# @jessinader Denver, then Phoenix, then Qatar.

# So far the most interesting thing I have seen in Nebraska. http://t.co/CqhPGFVr

# I wish my car had autopilot.

# Oh Nebraska ... so boring.

# ...bye Iowa! http://t.co/yANZ5Cy6

# Last full day in Iowa. Can't believe it's been 6 years...

# Yum. Wagyo beef FTW! http://t.co/c7Vl5rBK

# Djust Say Django. @ Django http://t.co/4Ygxzev6

# Smoking shisha with @abenedict @cdflynn http://t.co/iXcJIxQG

# Shisha preparation. http://t.co/QkadU07J

# @RoggenGrind maybe this will help get it out of your head: http://t.co/Xa3q48po

# Dinner. http://t.co/SfRL8xny

# @danhellerich where's the house music?!

# @chibianh oooh! I want.

# This causes damage. http://t.co/WDk1raFn

# @alternatekev @davidlenehan Kevin is the King Kong of calling out spelling mistakes.

# Had a very brief scare that my BMI was super high. That is until the doc noticed I was not 5'4"...

# If I bothered to save these I would have quite a collection... @ Iowa Methodist Medical Center http://t.co/75zmLJCd

# Pre-move physical and blood work today. Whee!

# Mmmm ... pho. http://t.co/cGf3TAvn

# At IMAX Theater [pic] — http://t.co/4M2tRwJJ

# Someone wearing a Hot Topic punk rock starter kit is in the restaurant with us.

# @SaraDirks @abenedict you should hire Dirks. She could totes do the job from NY.

# I behave. http://t.co/HfgCUjtQ

# Lamp. @ Django http://t.co/WyzhWvMR

# I guess now that I'm tweeting this it is officially official. 25 days until I start my adventure here: http://t.co/LPxjrRNk ... Can't wait!

# So happy my high school bass is being put to good use. @abenedict @ Integer http://t.co/Wqgbg37S

# @taikahn mostly your mom. Sometimes me too.

# Yum. http://t.co/L4d4VWRk

# Happy new year!!!! @ AMERICANA http://t.co/3jQ8WVKa

# Dinner. #newyearseve http://t.co/nTSeSdMq

# Reserved. @ AMERICANA http://t.co/VRiDqnaz